Moses & the Red Sea...

Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in
Sunday school.

'Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses
behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of
Egypt.

When he got to the Red Sea , he had his army build a pontoon
bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then, he radioed
headquarters for reinforcements.

They sent bombers to blow up the
bridge and all the Israelites were saved and the Egyptians all drowned.

'Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?' his mother
asked.

'Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never
believe it!'